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If you have others you'd like to recommend, please comment and I'll update this list if it fits the criteria. Thanks!
If you have others you'd like to recommend, please comment and I'll update this list if I end up snickering, giggling, guffawing, wiping tears out of my eyes, snorting fluids, holding my aching stomach or basically in a much better mood. :-D
Thanks!
Ad Valorum by Henry Jones Jr. akasabershadowkat R (786 words)
Tax season = Alien viagra.
Adaptability byrageprufrock PG-13 (7172 words)
Lex rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Clark," he started haltingly. "I--I know your human health and reproduction teacher was a little preoccupied with seducing me and then plotting to have me killed, but I hope you're peripherally aware men cannot actually gestate."
Alcohol + Clark byphiltre PG-13 (1981 words)
His eyes widened when he saw Clark in the driver's seat of his car. Lex jogged quickly to the car with every intention of yanking Clark out of that seat. Then as he got closer he broke into a grin. Clark was pretending to drive the car, sound effects and all. It was fucking adorable.
Archenemies: A Love Story bymobiusklein PG-13 (9356 words)
Lex had accidentally made himself a bald nine-year old boy.
Backfired byglacis NC-17 (1765 words)
An assassination attempt backfires, resulting in a change in the relationship between Senator Luthor and Superman.
Betting On The Truth bymahaliem R (4964 words)
Clark and Lex wager on love.
Blue Pill, Red Pill, Good Pill, Bad Pill Pt. 1
Blue Pill, Red Pill, Good Pill, Bad Pill Pt. 2 bymobiusklein PG (3574 words)
Lex takes happy pills, Clark leaves Metropolis, and auditions are held to replace Superman.
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do bymahaliem PG-13 (7133 words)
Come on, Clark. You know the magic has gone out of our relationship. The last time you destroyed one of my doomsday devices you didn't even bother to hang around to threaten me. You just took off.
Bugging Clark by Jojo PG (2873 words)
Everybody knew. Billionaires marrying heiresses made the headlines. Superman was relegated to page twelve.
Buy Tulips by Jojo PG (1123 words)
Lex tilts his head and reads the note tacked to his fridge. Dear Lex, I'm not from around here. Love, Clark.
Cheesecake or Death byshrift NC-17 (2641 words)
The not-exactly-amazing encounter of a big gay alien college student and his closet-geek workaholic billionaire boyfriend: wherein Clark does not commit arson, Lex doesn't quite sacrifice himself to avert an impending doom, and no one shuffles off this mortal coil despite all protestations to the contrary.
Cookie Dough and Candy Hearts byddayspring PG-13 (3853 words)
"Hi, boys," Lex said without his customary smirk, but with a genuine smile. "Wanna cookie?"
Lex and Martha had a lot of fun taste testing the rum raisin cookies. Of course, they didn't have any raisins. And they were pretty much out of rum.
Double Entendre by Gigi Sinclair PG (350 words)
Clark is able to offer Lex a new experience.
Duplicity byximeria NC-17 (2428 words)
The owner of this anatomically correctly proportioned body-part (1:1), is bored, hungry and not waiting for more than another 15 minutes. If you can't find the time to join him, it's ok, we'll just do it some other time.
So that's what copiers are for!
Earth Boys Are Easy by rose_emily akatoomuchplor NC-17 (4314 words)
I am Kal-El. I am an extraterrestrial being from the planet Krypton. I have come here to lick you all over. Like Lex is going to object to that.
Witness Series bybagheera_san R (8656 words)
Lex is under witness protection. The problem is: Where do you hide Lex Luthor?
Exhibitionistic Tendencies byelandrialore NC-17 (1377 words)
Well, that's one way to let Lois know he's gay.
Fetish byseperis NC-17 (3810 words)
and Fetish Drabbles bydameange NC-17 (980 words)
Woken in the middle of the night, felt up like a two dollar hooker, and half-blown--there should be *laws* against this. Or more specifically, laws against *stopping*. He's running for president. He'll see to that one personally.
Flawless Victory bykantayra NC-17 (5537 words)
Sometimes the only way to win is to stop fighting and just give in.
Frantic and Son of the Goo byseperis and svmadelyn NC-17 (9119 words)
In which Clark does not get dinner. And then everything goes downhill.
Free Blowjobs From Superman bykantayra_fic NC-17 (3213 words)
There were probably other reasons why Lex ran for President. Give him a few minutes and he'd think of one.
Friendship On Fire bymahaliem PG-13 (2834 words)
"Okay," Lex said. "Let's suppose for one minute that you're right. That my ass is so hot it bursts into flames. How exactly do you plan to help me?"
How Gay is Superman? bydm_wyatt PG-13 (9673 words)
Lois outs Superman in a cover article in the Advocate. Lex, seeing a new opportunity, makes sometimes clumsy moves on the lovable Big Dumb Alien.
How to Seduce Superman in 46 Minutes and 38 Seconds bykantayra PG-13 (1702 words)
The emails are flying back and forth tonight!
I Am The Cheese bybexless R (3515 words)
Lex explains. Clark will never look at his sandwiches the same way again.
If At First by Reetchick (Noelle) R (3410 words)
Yeah, Lex, that's great. I'll make a note of that - 'yanking out pubic hair with zipper. Hurts more than bullets, less than meteor rocks.'
Kneel Before Me, Please? bydanceswithgary PG-13 (1032 words)
Turnip? Are you trying to say something here, Lex? Some sort of farmboy insult because I thought maybe your 8-syllable safe word wasn't the optimal choice?
Kryptobiology bymeret NC-17 (4762 words)
Clark's penis has very definite opinions about sex.
Laundry Emergency bydm_wyatt PG-13 (903 words)
Clark was really having a bad day.
Lex Luthor's Par-Tay by kirana akabalinesenoneko PG (2617 words)
"Of course I'm not drunk," he said with immense dignity. "I am completely blotto." He took a sip from his glass, momentarily forgetting it was empty. "There's a difference."
Lex! You're Very. Naked by Henry Jones Jr. akasabershadowkat PG-13 (771 words)
Clark blinked, rubbed his eyes, and blinked again. Nope, nothing changed.
Love Games bysvmadelyn R (6855 words)
There might be pluses that could come out of getting sucked into a portal to another world and nearly being made a consort to a woman with a possible tail.
Hexed Sex and Fonts Series by tamalinn R (6673 words)
Discussions with difficult dicks.
My Big Fat Alien Wedding bymahaliem PG-13 (5300 words)
"If there is anyone here who knows a reason why these two should not be joined together in holy matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace."
Half the audience stood.
Natural Disasters by zaganthi and tzigane NC-17 (3707 words)
Trouble just followed them around, overflowing toilets, breaking garbage disposals and demolishing beds.
Nemesis by Jojo PG-13 (3399 words)
Lex is the worst arch-nemesis, ever.
Night Terrors bybipolypesca R (3010 words)
So, I guess when you say, 'I'm half asleep, Clark,' what you really mean is, 'I'm half asleep and there's no stopping the other half, so don't even try, Clark,' right?
Nude Awakening bysuzvoy PG-13 (1552 words)
Lex was fairly sure he hadn't been naked when he'd left the castle this morning.
No Matter What He Tells You, He's Not a Dolphin bymahaliem PG (626 words)
"It's amazing how Kansas is plagued with metal fatigue," Lex commented. "Even at brand new facilities."
Obsession, For Lex bysuzvoy PG-13 (799 words)
"No! I am not risking being seen just so you can get your damn comic!"
Of Cats, Canaries and Aliens by Aelita G (1952 words)
"Lex, you know you're in the kitchen, right?"
Pimpin' Ain't Easy bysvmadelyn PG-13 (1697 words)
You shouldn't make an indecent proposal to the man in the cape.
Positraction by zaganthi and tzigane NC-17 (2955 words)
Lex was beginning to dread Clark saying 'Oops.'
Prison Sex bylachattenoire13 NC-17 (2743 words)
"The nation was shocked today when Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent, known to the world as Superman, was arrested for possession and distribution of MP3s."
Project Overlord bykantayra_fic NC-17 (5142 words)
When most people turned forty, their friends threw them an ‘Over the Hill’ party and sent them humorous cards with bad jokes about aging.
Queer Eye by Corinna PG (2942 words)
"Clark?" Ted finally said. "You do realize the show is called Queer Eye for the STRAIGHT Guy, right?"
Resident Alien byseperis NC-17 (2772 words)
He can do this. He can have sex surrounded by tax forms. He's Superman, for God's sake, and sex, especially long, drawn out, hard sex, will put Lex to sleep. And Clark can get away before he wakes up. Somewhere, there's going to be a disaster, if Clark has to start it himself.
Satin Is For Sleeping bykhohen1 R (886 words)
Ya know, I don't think its really all that fair of you to be pissed at me for your truly spectacular, albeit unintentional, dismount.
See Right Through You by voiceless009 R (4177 words)
Sometimes his gifts can be a curse.
Semi-Decent Proposal bysuzvoy R (1731 words)
Being in love with his arch nemesis *sucked*.
Sex and the Single Superhero NC-17 (11828 words)
When Lex returns to Metropolis after years abroad, Clark gets some less than helpful dating advice from Bruce.
Sex, Lies and Kryptonite byelandrialore PG-13 (5219 words)
Lois has a crush, Lex is a geek, and Superman may be having an affair. Clark is just trying to figure things out.
Stuck Between Heaven and Hell bymahaliem PG-13 (10304 words)
Lex is haunted by Clark after Superman's fight with Doomsday.
Subtext by Te akathete1 NC-17 (9009 words)
The one where Lex and Clark go to the movies and Clark learns about subtext and Lex learns Clark isn't quite as innocent as he thought.
Telling The Truth bymahaliem PG-13 (1738 words)
Telling the truth isn't as easy as it should be.
That Old Schizophrenic Jealousy byscribblinlenore NC-17 (4124 words)
Clark doesn't see what Lex finds so irresistible about Superman.
The Billionaire Books bymorganichele R (1845 words)
Lex's life is interrupted by the arrival of a book series.
The 'Cookie' Experiment bymorganichele PG-13 (1387 words)
Clark wants to adopt a baby. Lex isn't sure they're ready, and insists on a 'preview'.
The Els of Krypton and The Farmer in Jor-El bymahaliem PG-13 (4703 words)
The time has come for Kal-El to find a mate and decipher the odd customs of Earth along the way.
The Chair bysuzvoy R (1249 words)
Suddenly, Lex was duct taped to his chair.
The Justice League Teamwork Retreat bysvmadelyn PG (1660 words)
"Look, just trust me to catch you when you fall, and we can get out of here," Wally whispered not-very-loudly, standing behind Bruce, arms outstretched and knees bent in prime position.
"I'm actually *trying* to make myself fall," Bruce hissed.
"Oh," Wally said in a small voice. "Well, I get that you have trust issues."
The Language of Techno-Love bykhohen1 PG (838 words)
Yes, Clark. That's what I do in my spare time. Name cultures. It's right up there with saying `hey, look, shiny!
The Lex Protector bysuzvoy PG (2122 words)
And saw Superman emerging from the bathroom. Wet. Wearing just a towel. That had apparently only ever been intended for drying off a very small, very bald mouse.
The Lost Bizarre Ass Rituals of a Kryptonian Boy bygirlinthetrilby NC-17 (9160 words)
Clark sighed and looked resigned. "I need you to break my ass hymen."
The Moon is Chasing Me byjoyfulgirl41 PG (1244 words)
A monster's preferred habitat is under the bed. By having my box-spring directly on the floor, I greatly reduce my chances of monster infestation.
The One With The Fish byin_the_bottle R (6786 words)
There must be something in the water... or blunt force trauma to the head has a cumulative effect, or a combination of both. In Smallville, anything's possible.
The Plan byscribblinlenore and Yet Another Plan by ingrid_m NC-17 (4198 words)
You completely ruined the plan. Who's going to believe we're mortal enemies if you go around sucking my dick in front of people?
The Rut bysuzvoy R (1781 words)
The sigh is audible even over the phone. "No, we are not in a rut."
The Scientific Method by SarahTharriet_spy NC-17 (1767 words)
Lex had always wanted to pay him back for pulling him out of the river. Clark just didn't know if getting him to check out his penis was asking for too much in return.
The Silly Press Conference Story by chelle PG-13 (1525 words)
The title says it all.
The Smallville Sugar Daddy Bet by Lady Angel dameange R (5005 words)
So who exactly is Clark Kent's boyfriend? Lois Lane is determined to find out . . . and win that huge pot, of course!
The Terrible Conflagration Up at the Place byzahra PG-13 (6071 words)
Lex should not cook. He sees that now. All those bowls and pots and plastic container things in the refrigerator are there for a reason. Lex used to reheat his food because it was easier, less fuss. It never occurred to him that there was some sort of skill required for this cooking lark. He's going to have to give Mrs. Battle a raise.
The Trials and Tribulations of Lex Luthor bysuzvoy R (964 words)
The first time they realised Clark could freeze things with his breath, Clark had been sucking Lex's cock.
The Tuesday Accords bysvmadelyn NC-17 (2298 words)
”You set. My desk. On fire.”
Tigers and Coconuts and Sand, oh my! by Peggy R (3461 words)
Clark and Lex are in the ultimate clichéd situation: marooned on a deserted island.
Trappings by GothGirl akagoth_clark NC-17 (2902 words)
Sometimes you have to trick them.
Trumpets and Truck Horns by Cleo (A_Fallen_Sister) PG-13 (2225 words)
Alexander Joseph Luthor, his sophisticated, charming, and always perfectly, immaculately proper lover was...farting?
To The Batmobile! bytamalinn PG-13 (1439 words)
"I've had enough of your insolence, Penguin. This time, you will stay in Arkham, where I put you!" Lex flipped the Frisbee at him. Clark, too confused to dodge, watched as the Frisbee thumped him in the chest and then fell uselessly to the floor.
Warrior Angel to the Rescue! by myownspecialself R (1815 words)
Clark's jealousy of Lex's doll...err...action figure leads to good things happening. Including edible underwear.
byroxymissrose NC-17 (2742 words)
He was half naked in a room with two of the sexiest men in the world, (he was pretty sure on this point, if sexier men existed, they were probably registered as deadly weapons and hidden by the government)
When I Want, I Take the Wheel bysvmadelyn NC-17 (4166 words)
“I never thought of you as the sort to play baccarat.”
When the Sky Falls Down byseperis R (9032 words)
Lex is checking every pocket for the tenth time, which is par for the course when you lose something, but it really doesn't make it any less funny. Because of course, if it isn't there the *first* time you check, it's miraculously going to show up on the tenth time, right in your hand after hiding in the vortex of Missing Things that Clark honestly believes swallowed half his pens and last week's algebra homework.
Your Next Bold Move (Or How to Seduce the World’s Greatest Superhero in Just Three Weeks) bysvmadelyn NC-17 (9789 words)
What the title says.
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Entries may be locked on AO3 - contact ssa.archivist@gmail.com for an invite.
Don't forget to leave feedback/kudos for the author if you enjoy a story! :-D
If you have others you'd like to recommend, please comment and I'll update this list if it fits the criteria. Thanks!
If you have others you'd like to recommend, please comment and I'll update this list if I end up snickering, giggling, guffawing, wiping tears out of my eyes, snorting fluids, holding my aching stomach or basically in a much better mood. :-D
Thanks!
Ad Valorum by Henry Jones Jr. aka
sabershadowkat R (786 words)Tax season = Alien viagra.
Adaptability by
rageprufrock PG-13 (7172 words)Lex rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Clark," he started haltingly. "I--I know your human health and reproduction teacher was a little preoccupied with seducing me and then plotting to have me killed, but I hope you're peripherally aware men cannot actually gestate."
Alcohol + Clark by
philtre PG-13 (1981 words)His eyes widened when he saw Clark in the driver's seat of his car. Lex jogged quickly to the car with every intention of yanking Clark out of that seat. Then as he got closer he broke into a grin. Clark was pretending to drive the car, sound effects and all. It was fucking adorable.
Archenemies: A Love Story by
mobiusklein PG-13 (9356 words)Lex had accidentally made himself a bald nine-year old boy.
Backfired by
glacis NC-17 (1765 words)An assassination attempt backfires, resulting in a change in the relationship between Senator Luthor and Superman.
Betting On The Truth by
mahaliem R (4964 words)Clark and Lex wager on love.
Blue Pill, Red Pill, Good Pill, Bad Pill Pt. 1
Blue Pill, Red Pill, Good Pill, Bad Pill Pt. 2 by
mobiusklein PG (3574 words)Lex takes happy pills, Clark leaves Metropolis, and auditions are held to replace Superman.
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do by
mahaliem PG-13 (7133 words)Come on, Clark. You know the magic has gone out of our relationship. The last time you destroyed one of my doomsday devices you didn't even bother to hang around to threaten me. You just took off.
Bugging Clark by Jojo PG (2873 words)
Everybody knew. Billionaires marrying heiresses made the headlines. Superman was relegated to page twelve.
Buy Tulips by Jojo PG (1123 words)
Lex tilts his head and reads the note tacked to his fridge. Dear Lex, I'm not from around here. Love, Clark.
Cheesecake or Death by
shrift NC-17 (2641 words)The not-exactly-amazing encounter of a big gay alien college student and his closet-geek workaholic billionaire boyfriend: wherein Clark does not commit arson, Lex doesn't quite sacrifice himself to avert an impending doom, and no one shuffles off this mortal coil despite all protestations to the contrary.
Cookie Dough and Candy Hearts by
ddayspring PG-13 (3853 words)"Hi, boys," Lex said without his customary smirk, but with a genuine smile. "Wanna cookie?"
Lex and Martha had a lot of fun taste testing the rum raisin cookies. Of course, they didn't have any raisins. And they were pretty much out of rum.
Double Entendre by Gigi Sinclair PG (350 words)
Clark is able to offer Lex a new experience.
Duplicity by
ximeria NC-17 (2428 words)The owner of this anatomically correctly proportioned body-part (1:1), is bored, hungry and not waiting for more than another 15 minutes. If you can't find the time to join him, it's ok, we'll just do it some other time.
So that's what copiers are for!
Earth Boys Are Easy by rose_emily aka
toomuchplor NC-17 (4314 words)I am Kal-El. I am an extraterrestrial being from the planet Krypton. I have come here to lick you all over. Like Lex is going to object to that.
Witness Series by
bagheera_san R (8656 words)Lex is under witness protection. The problem is: Where do you hide Lex Luthor?
Exhibitionistic Tendencies by
elandrialore NC-17 (1377 words)Well, that's one way to let Lois know he's gay.
Fetish by
seperis NC-17 (3810 words) and Fetish Drabbles by
dameange NC-17 (980 words)Woken in the middle of the night, felt up like a two dollar hooker, and half-blown--there should be *laws* against this. Or more specifically, laws against *stopping*. He's running for president. He'll see to that one personally.
Flawless Victory by
kantayra NC-17 (5537 words)Sometimes the only way to win is to stop fighting and just give in.
Frantic and Son of the Goo by
seperis and svmadelyn NC-17 (9119 words)In which Clark does not get dinner. And then everything goes downhill.
Free Blowjobs From Superman by
kantayra_fic NC-17 (3213 words)There were probably other reasons why Lex ran for President. Give him a few minutes and he'd think of one.
Friendship On Fire by
mahaliem PG-13 (2834 words)"Okay," Lex said. "Let's suppose for one minute that you're right. That my ass is so hot it bursts into flames. How exactly do you plan to help me?"
How Gay is Superman? by
dm_wyatt PG-13 (9673 words)Lois outs Superman in a cover article in the Advocate. Lex, seeing a new opportunity, makes sometimes clumsy moves on the lovable Big Dumb Alien.
How to Seduce Superman in 46 Minutes and 38 Seconds by
kantayra PG-13 (1702 words)The emails are flying back and forth tonight!
I Am The Cheese by
bexless R (3515 words)Lex explains. Clark will never look at his sandwiches the same way again.
If At First by Reetchick (Noelle) R (3410 words)
Yeah, Lex, that's great. I'll make a note of that - 'yanking out pubic hair with zipper. Hurts more than bullets, less than meteor rocks.'
Kneel Before Me, Please? by
danceswithgary PG-13 (1032 words)Turnip? Are you trying to say something here, Lex? Some sort of farmboy insult because I thought maybe your 8-syllable safe word wasn't the optimal choice?
Kryptobiology by
meret NC-17 (4762 words)Clark's penis has very definite opinions about sex.
Laundry Emergency by
dm_wyatt PG-13 (903 words)Clark was really having a bad day.
Lex Luthor's Par-Tay by kirana aka
balinesenoneko PG (2617 words)"Of course I'm not drunk," he said with immense dignity. "I am completely blotto." He took a sip from his glass, momentarily forgetting it was empty. "There's a difference."
Lex! You're Very. Naked by Henry Jones Jr. aka
sabershadowkat PG-13 (771 words)Clark blinked, rubbed his eyes, and blinked again. Nope, nothing changed.
Love Games by
svmadelyn R (6855 words)There might be pluses that could come out of getting sucked into a portal to another world and nearly being made a consort to a woman with a possible tail.
Hexed Sex and Fonts Series by tamalinn R (6673 words)
Discussions with difficult dicks.
My Big Fat Alien Wedding by
mahaliem PG-13 (5300 words)"If there is anyone here who knows a reason why these two should not be joined together in holy matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace."
Half the audience stood.
Natural Disasters by zaganthi and tzigane NC-17 (3707 words)
Trouble just followed them around, overflowing toilets, breaking garbage disposals and demolishing beds.
Nemesis by Jojo PG-13 (3399 words)
Lex is the worst arch-nemesis, ever.
Night Terrors by
bipolypesca R (3010 words)So, I guess when you say, 'I'm half asleep, Clark,' what you really mean is, 'I'm half asleep and there's no stopping the other half, so don't even try, Clark,' right?
Nude Awakening by
suzvoy PG-13 (1552 words)Lex was fairly sure he hadn't been naked when he'd left the castle this morning.
No Matter What He Tells You, He's Not a Dolphin by
mahaliem PG (626 words)"It's amazing how Kansas is plagued with metal fatigue," Lex commented. "Even at brand new facilities."
Obsession, For Lex by
suzvoy PG-13 (799 words)"No! I am not risking being seen just so you can get your damn comic!"
Of Cats, Canaries and Aliens by Aelita G (1952 words)
"Lex, you know you're in the kitchen, right?"
Pimpin' Ain't Easy by
svmadelyn PG-13 (1697 words)You shouldn't make an indecent proposal to the man in the cape.
Positraction by zaganthi and tzigane NC-17 (2955 words)
Lex was beginning to dread Clark saying 'Oops.'
Prison Sex by
lachattenoire13 NC-17 (2743 words)"The nation was shocked today when Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent, known to the world as Superman, was arrested for possession and distribution of MP3s."
Project Overlord by
kantayra_fic NC-17 (5142 words)When most people turned forty, their friends threw them an ‘Over the Hill’ party and sent them humorous cards with bad jokes about aging.
Queer Eye by Corinna PG (2942 words)
"Clark?" Ted finally said. "You do realize the show is called Queer Eye for the STRAIGHT Guy, right?"
Resident Alien by
seperis NC-17 (2772 words)He can do this. He can have sex surrounded by tax forms. He's Superman, for God's sake, and sex, especially long, drawn out, hard sex, will put Lex to sleep. And Clark can get away before he wakes up. Somewhere, there's going to be a disaster, if Clark has to start it himself.
Satin Is For Sleeping by
khohen1 R (886 words)Ya know, I don't think its really all that fair of you to be pissed at me for your truly spectacular, albeit unintentional, dismount.
See Right Through You by voiceless009 R (4177 words)
Sometimes his gifts can be a curse.
Semi-Decent Proposal by
suzvoy R (1731 words)Being in love with his arch nemesis *sucked*.
Sex and the Single Superhero NC-17 (11828 words)
When Lex returns to Metropolis after years abroad, Clark gets some less than helpful dating advice from Bruce.
Sex, Lies and Kryptonite by
elandrialore PG-13 (5219 words)Lois has a crush, Lex is a geek, and Superman may be having an affair. Clark is just trying to figure things out.
Stuck Between Heaven and Hell by
mahaliem PG-13 (10304 words)Lex is haunted by Clark after Superman's fight with Doomsday.
Subtext by Te aka
thete1 NC-17 (9009 words)The one where Lex and Clark go to the movies and Clark learns about subtext and Lex learns Clark isn't quite as innocent as he thought.
Telling The Truth by
mahaliem PG-13 (1738 words)Telling the truth isn't as easy as it should be.
That Old Schizophrenic Jealousy by
scribblinlenore NC-17 (4124 words)Clark doesn't see what Lex finds so irresistible about Superman.
The Billionaire Books by
morganichele R (1845 words)Lex's life is interrupted by the arrival of a book series.
The 'Cookie' Experiment by
morganichele PG-13 (1387 words)Clark wants to adopt a baby. Lex isn't sure they're ready, and insists on a 'preview'.
The Els of Krypton and The Farmer in Jor-El by
mahaliem PG-13 (4703 words)The time has come for Kal-El to find a mate and decipher the odd customs of Earth along the way.
The Chair by
suzvoy R (1249 words)Suddenly, Lex was duct taped to his chair.
The Justice League Teamwork Retreat by
svmadelyn PG (1660 words)"Look, just trust me to catch you when you fall, and we can get out of here," Wally whispered not-very-loudly, standing behind Bruce, arms outstretched and knees bent in prime position.
"I'm actually *trying* to make myself fall," Bruce hissed.
"Oh," Wally said in a small voice. "Well, I get that you have trust issues."
The Language of Techno-Love by
khohen1 PG (838 words)Yes, Clark. That's what I do in my spare time. Name cultures. It's right up there with saying `hey, look, shiny!
The Lex Protector by
suzvoy PG (2122 words)And saw Superman emerging from the bathroom. Wet. Wearing just a towel. That had apparently only ever been intended for drying off a very small, very bald mouse.
The Lost Bizarre Ass Rituals of a Kryptonian Boy by
girlinthetrilby NC-17 (9160 words)Clark sighed and looked resigned. "I need you to break my ass hymen."
The Moon is Chasing Me by
joyfulgirl41 PG (1244 words)A monster's preferred habitat is under the bed. By having my box-spring directly on the floor, I greatly reduce my chances of monster infestation.
The One With The Fish by
in_the_bottle R (6786 words)There must be something in the water... or blunt force trauma to the head has a cumulative effect, or a combination of both. In Smallville, anything's possible.
The Plan by
scribblinlenore and Yet Another Plan by ingrid_m NC-17 (4198 words)You completely ruined the plan. Who's going to believe we're mortal enemies if you go around sucking my dick in front of people?
The Rut by
suzvoy R (1781 words)The sigh is audible even over the phone. "No, we are not in a rut."
The Scientific Method by SarahT
harriet_spy NC-17 (1767 words)Lex had always wanted to pay him back for pulling him out of the river. Clark just didn't know if getting him to check out his penis was asking for too much in return.
The Silly Press Conference Story by chelle PG-13 (1525 words)
The title says it all.
The Smallville Sugar Daddy Bet by Lady Angel dameange R (5005 words)
So who exactly is Clark Kent's boyfriend? Lois Lane is determined to find out . . . and win that huge pot, of course!
The Terrible Conflagration Up at the Place by
zahra PG-13 (6071 words)Lex should not cook. He sees that now. All those bowls and pots and plastic container things in the refrigerator are there for a reason. Lex used to reheat his food because it was easier, less fuss. It never occurred to him that there was some sort of skill required for this cooking lark. He's going to have to give Mrs. Battle a raise.
The Trials and Tribulations of Lex Luthor by
suzvoy R (964 words)The first time they realised Clark could freeze things with his breath, Clark had been sucking Lex's cock.
The Tuesday Accords by
svmadelyn NC-17 (2298 words)”You set. My desk. On fire.”
Tigers and Coconuts and Sand, oh my! by Peggy R (3461 words)
Clark and Lex are in the ultimate clichéd situation: marooned on a deserted island.
Trappings by GothGirl aka
goth_clark NC-17 (2902 words)Sometimes you have to trick them.
Trumpets and Truck Horns by Cleo (A_Fallen_Sister) PG-13 (2225 words)
Alexander Joseph Luthor, his sophisticated, charming, and always perfectly, immaculately proper lover was...farting?
To The Batmobile! by
tamalinn PG-13 (1439 words)"I've had enough of your insolence, Penguin. This time, you will stay in Arkham, where I put you!" Lex flipped the Frisbee at him. Clark, too confused to dodge, watched as the Frisbee thumped him in the chest and then fell uselessly to the floor.
Warrior Angel to the Rescue! by myownspecialself R (1815 words)
Clark's jealousy of Lex's doll...err...action figure leads to good things happening. Including edible underwear.
by
roxymissrose NC-17 (2742 words)He was half naked in a room with two of the sexiest men in the world, (he was pretty sure on this point, if sexier men existed, they were probably registered as deadly weapons and hidden by the government)
When I Want, I Take the Wheel by
svmadelyn NC-17 (4166 words)“I never thought of you as the sort to play baccarat.”
When the Sky Falls Down by
seperis R (9032 words)Lex is checking every pocket for the tenth time, which is par for the course when you lose something, but it really doesn't make it any less funny. Because of course, if it isn't there the *first* time you check, it's miraculously going to show up on the tenth time, right in your hand after hiding in the vortex of Missing Things that Clark honestly believes swallowed half his pens and last week's algebra homework.
Your Next Bold Move (Or How to Seduce the World’s Greatest Superhero in Just Three Weeks) by
svmadelyn NC-17 (9789 words)What the title says.
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